Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
carpenters go to boarding school
wow wood you believe that?!
I saw what you did there
thank you for ur contribution
(Source: communistbakery, via summerplease)
Australian news everyone
australian media is the best bc they just dont care
(Source: fireball-mudflap, via summerplease)
we thought the channel called “spice” on satellite radio was like an all Spice Girls channel but it’s a very different kind of spice
(Source: playapleeth, via summerplease)